Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Identical Crisis

Crisis seems to be the key word these days. Add anything before crisis and you can come up with a revolutionary idea. In most cases all you understand is that there is a crisis what crisis is it... well no one will be able to tell you. But there is a crisis.
In this crisis series there will be a solutions to every crisis that has haunted us for the past several weeks.
Its time to go solution hunting now. Here is the first one in the series.
So what do you do when Raj Thackeray comes calling and asks you THE question.. who are you? You might just be a North Indian living in west India. Your life is at stake for moving in the wrong direction.
You can show him the Map and tell him that this is one single country.
Or you can send him a copy of the Indian constitution and show him Part III Article 19 Part 1 (a and b).
If you have enough time and patience you can send a copy of the Indian Penal Code to the police and the Government of Maharashtra and add a note saying that Mr T and company can be arrested under half the clauses present under this act.
If none of this works then just act smart and drop your title. Give your first name and let them use their great sense of direction to decide where you from.
Keep an eye on this space for more solutions.