Tuesday, October 5, 2010

TROUBLE IS AN END

This year seems to have slowed down. The rate at which it started it should have been Oct 2011 by now. But I guess it suddenly wants to enjoy itself. The last few days it has. What a pain!

This brings me to my new theory and like always it is so true. Whenever something is coming close to an end, it gives more trouble. The other way to put it is when something starts troubling you a lot, you know it is going to end. Take a few minutes and turn this over in your head. The good part is that now we at least have a sign which will tell us things are going to end.

Easiest example is death. We become more troublesome as we approach death. Pain, stubbornness, illness, it all heightens before everything ends forever. Am sure you will have arguments to nullify this. But I am not saying there aren't any exceptions.

Pick up a thriller or a movie. All the problems hit you one after the other and you know its time for the end. Even pain for that, when it reaches its highest point and becomes unbearable you know it has no option but to end.

Lets find more stuff:

School: Before the term ends you have exams and board exams before school is finally over.

Relationships: (not an expert but generalizing): Horrible fights and boughts of doubts and mistrust before you finally call it off

Ketchup bottle: You know it's getting over when you have to shake and shake to get whatever is in it to move.

Soap: The dying soap bar will slip out of your hand and make you chase it on the floor.

Pregnancy: It ends with labour pains which lead to the beginning of another pain.

Shit: It takes all your energy to get rid of it (ie if you are constipated). The last shot is the toughest one and then it's done for the day.

The last crunch: You breathe in, your muscles revolt, your sides hurt, but you have to do it. Phew! and it's over.

Now am going to spend all my waking hours even the non waking ones think of what else can go up on my list. If you have come with me so far, am sure you can't but help thinking of more classic cases. Or it might get you thinking about situations which led to some kind of an end.

In case you do come up with something, leave it on my page. Please! am not forcing people to comment on my post. How lame is that. I will write even if you comment asking me to stop.

Remember, things, people give you more trouble before they end. :)